Sorry I haven't been very up to date with my posts. I have no excuse really apart from procrastination.
Previously on my blog I was in Queenstown with Sharlene being the main attraction. I found out a while ago that she was married to a Maori dude with 3 kids. She hardcore laughs like a Maori so no surprise's there lol. After cold shouldering her for a while we moved on to Arrowtown. Very quaint place I must admit. Wana and Lincoln weren't very impressed by it but I appreciated the change in pace. Then from there we went back to Queenstown for a bit where we met Deborah. Check out the photo on Lincolns site. Fucking hideous body but a weird/cute face.......Kinda reminded me of Lincolns mum......I miss my mum......and Wana's mum.......Lincolns mum not so much....She hit me for throwing a cat into a pond......I was 5.
Anyways after that we went to Wanaka. Woohoo Puzzling World!!!! (Sux ass)
Now we're about to head off to the west coast. I reckon we'll see a lot of kiwi rednecks along the way.
I think I'm going to dare Wana and Lincoln to go into the next biker bar and order some booze. Lincoln will fit in I think but Wana is a bit of a pansy bitch. Good luck to him :)