Sam Sethi - On Tour

OLD MAN SACK!!!

Hey Bloggers

We were on the side of the road near some beach taking a breather from driving when Lincoln spots a nudist!! Wana broke out the binoculars . Lol he didn't believe me when I said he was a dude. I should have put money on it. You should have seen his face when he finally realized he was getting all hot and bothered over man titties.

We sneaked down the hill and found his clothes all neatly folded. So yeah we took them...... it was pretty funny shit.

Laterz

Sam Sethi

Yes I'm a slacker. Fucking shoot me already

Hey Bloggers

Sorry I haven't been very up to date with my posts. I have no excuse really apart from procrastination.
Previously on my blog I was in Queenstown with Sharlene being the main attraction. I found out a while ago that she was married to a Maori dude with 3 kids. She hardcore laughs like a Maori so no surprise's there lol. After cold shouldering her for a while we moved on to Arrowtown. Very quaint place I must admit. Wana and Lincoln weren't very impressed by it but I appreciated the change in pace. Then from there we went back to Queenstown for a bit where we met Deborah. Check out the photo on Lincolns site. Fucking hideous body but a weird/cute face.......Kinda reminded me of Lincolns mum......I miss my mum......and Wana's mum.......Lincolns mum not so much....She hit me for throwing a cat into a pond......I was 5.

Anyways after that we went to Wanaka. Woohoo Puzzling World!!!! (Sux ass)
Now we're about to head off to the west coast. I reckon we'll see a lot of kiwi rednecks along the way.
I think I'm going to dare Wana and Lincoln to go into the next biker bar and order some booze. Lincoln will fit in I think but Wana is a bit of a pansy bitch. Good luck to him :)

Laterz

Sam Sethi

Invercargill and Queenstown ahoy!!!

Hey People

Bit of a late entry, mainly because Lincoln found my porn collection. I woke up one morning and noticed my laptop was gone.......Dirty mongrel!!
We stayed some nights in Invercargill. Talk about a happening city!!! I counted at least 200 people out on the town on Saturday night, and half of them were female. Lincoln got us some wheels. Not much to look at but roomy as shit and fun to drive.

In Queenstown now. Even better than Invercargill!!! Thousands of people in the pubs.

Absolutely Mental!!

I also met a cute girl while Wana and Lincoln were bungee jumping off Skippers Canyon (Not my way of having fun). Her name is Sharlene. Very nice to gaze upon if you know what I mean. I think Wana is a little jealous but I don't care. I'll ask if I can post a pic of her next time we meet.

Not sure where we're heading next I hope its as good as Queenstown!!

Laterz

Sam Sethi

Dust off the duvet lads!!!

Hey Dudes and Dudettes, Sam Sethi here.

This is one of three blogs (all made by me) about three comrade's on a mission to widen our scope of the world. So far my world has included a small Island off the coast of New Zealand called Stewart Island.....Thats it!
Not much to say about the place really, apart from how it puts the word "boring " into the sentence " Holy crap this island is boring!!!!!". I probably shouldn't be too hard on my birthplace. I believe it's because of my age and how long Lincoln has taken to organize this trip that makes me itching to leave. I also want to find out if women shave in these foreign regions. Lincoln says its a myth.........

I think I'm willing enough to disprove his theory.

Doesn't sound like Wana is as keen on this trip as he was before. Something about past experiences in Invercargill. One of the things I need to do while on this trip is teach him how to blog.He's hesitant but I think he'll enjoy it once he gets going.

Well enough talk from me I have to pack my bags and get ready for the going away party around at Wana's place. My next post is in a week.
Laterz